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zigmondobitch 

another name used to describe a very bithcy old lady who cant get laid even with cash
brenna: what the freak is she yelling at me for?
zach: dont worry about it shes just a zigmondobitch
zigmondobitch by zachary chirstopher December 31, 2007
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Basically a Kid that makes lots of money while no one is paying attention . Also a kid that has an extreme rapping ability and can get a table lit just with a simple beat.
Damn, did you hear Zidon got signed by fetty wap?
zidon by Dracosrealpretty March 13, 2017
Refers to having a small male organ, usually less than the average Asian. Often with odd bumps or abnormal growths.
Man: "Scott has a zigon!"
Zigon by Jushe777 May 14, 2009

zigmonster

zigmonster career changes
zigmonster by zigmonster December 27, 2011
While in the act of intercourses, your penis bends at least 20 degrees in two different places
“Dude where have you been? I herd you where in the hospital!”

“Yah my wife actually gave me a ZIGBONE. My don’t looked like a question mark..”
zigbone by Dingdingdang September 2, 2021

Zigonbokoshi 

When you so much collywobbles that you act uncharacteristically.
He is having zigonbokoshi.
Fun fact: Zigonbokoshi can be written in Japanese (じごんぼこし)
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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