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zigmondobitch 

another name used to describe a very bithcy old lady who cant get laid even with cash
brenna: what the freak is she yelling at me for?
zach: dont worry about it shes just a zigmondobitch
zigmondobitch by zachary chirstopher December 31, 2007
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Basically a Kid that makes lots of money while no one is paying attention . Also a kid that has an extreme rapping ability and can get a table lit just with a simple beat.
Damn, did you hear Zidon got signed by fetty wap?
zidon by Dracosrealpretty March 13, 2017
Refers to having a small male organ, usually less than the average Asian. Often with odd bumps or abnormal growths.
Man: "Scott has a zigon!"
Zigon by Jushe777 May 14, 2009

zigmonster

zigmonster career changes
zigmonster by zigmonster December 27, 2011
While in the act of intercourses, your penis bends at least 20 degrees in two different places
“Dude where have you been? I herd you where in the hospital!”

“Yah my wife actually gave me a ZIGBONE. My don’t looked like a question mark..”
zigbone by Dingdingdang September 2, 2021

Zigonbokoshi 

When you so much collywobbles that you act uncharacteristically.
He is having zigonbokoshi.
Fun fact: Zigonbokoshi can be written in Japanese (じごんぼこし)
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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