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sick fucking alien beetle thing from Ultraman, first appeared on the last episode of the original Ultraman, where he somehow blocks every attack AND deflects the spacium beam to knock him out, and yet somehow dies to a missile to the ass, also he says zetton and (Almost) never speaks
Person A: hey you know Zetton?
Person B: yeah i know why
Zetton: Zetton.
A&B: wtf

Person C: quick shoot a missile in his ass
Zetton: *sick ass explosion*
Zetton by boyfail January 20, 2025
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dischiliahectohexaconta-myriaheptachiliadiacosioctaconta-zetton 

it's actually a trirectified 4_21 polytope
the trirectified 4_21 polytope is also known as a dischiliahectohexaconta-myriaheptachiliadiacosioctaconta-zetton
mysterious, kind, loyal, analytical, can come across standoffish but is really shy and cautious. It usually takes him a while to share himself and his secrets. When he does he is thoughtful before he speaks. He doesn't say much but when he does it's full of facts not just an emotional response. He is Calculated and studious. Compassionate and when he loves he loves deep. Creative, talented,Musically and electronically inclined and pays attention to detail. He is loyal and will have your back. he is generous. Very intelligent. Well read and inquisitive.
best buy is just so expensive I wish I knew were Zelton was!
Zelton by dvthegreat August 18, 2013
A jewish male with an unusually large penis.
Dude, I just got back from Zetto's sex van. While we were high I'm pretty sure Zetto slayed a dragon with his penis.
Zetto by mouse1 January 10, 2011
A white male with a jewish nose.

CAUTION: He will lure you with his unusually large 26 inch penis and hotness to come to his van so he can have sex with you.
Last night, zetto lured me into his sex van where he pounded me repeatedly.
Zetto by ZETTO January 13, 2011
Last name of an italian who deserves the upmost respect, plays hardcore sports such as lacrosse possibly known to have the top bro status. Is an extremely great friend, and easy to be with.
Zattoni by thine jim sir January 26, 2011
The worst Apex Legends player cant even aim
Is that Zeeton? Dude we got the dub
Zeeton by imemunn April 9, 2021
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