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mysterious, kind, loyal, analytical, can come across standoffish but is really shy and cautious. It usually takes him a while to share himself and his secrets. When he does he is thoughtful before he speaks. He doesn't say much but when he does it's full of facts not just an emotional response. He is Calculated and studious. Compassionate and when he loves he loves deep. Creative, talented,Musically and electronically inclined and pays attention to detail. He is loyal and will have your back. he is generous. Very intelligent. Well read and inquisitive.
best buy is just so expensive I wish I knew were Zelton was!
Zelton by dvthegreat August 18, 2013
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A god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Hah!
Who would win in a fight: Thor the Thunder God or Zolton the God of Reality?
Zolton by Zolton January 8, 2004
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Zelton • zolton • Zeeton • Zeldon • Zelto • Zolton Stein • Zellon • zelon • zelondre • Zelong
Honourable member, ninja and mighty god to all beings. Also having the ability to destroy and rampage over backstabbers.
I dont dare.. Zolton will get us !
Zolton by Moe January 14, 2004

Zolton Stein 

The band the lead singer of Rammstein's brothers in.
I use to listen to Zolton Stein before they sold out.
1.(n)An uber L337 pwnz0r who likes to set thiings on fire, and eat chicken.

2.(v)the act of BBQ'ing thy enemy and feeding him to the rats.
(n)That guy is realy kicking our ass, he must be a zolton!
(v)You had better be careful or I will zolton you!
zolton by bob February 10, 2003
Normally pretty shy until he turns out to be a really gross and immature guy that says "that's what she said"at every opportunity he gets and can't have an argument without laughing or making faces behind your back. Normally surrounded by a group of friends with a similar sense of humor. He's annoying and petty at times but can actually have a good time if you give him a chance.
Zeldon by stratebich June 10, 2018
I sweet loving mother fucker. Love riding and has a really beautiful girlfriend.
Zeldon has a 250 Honda trx.
Zeldon by Dr. Braaaaaap April 11, 2017
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