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A jewish male with an unusually large penis.
Dude, I just got back from Zetto's sex van. While we were high I'm pretty sure Zetto slayed a dragon with his penis.
Zetto by mouse1 January 10, 2011
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A white male with a jewish nose.

CAUTION: He will lure you with his unusually large 26 inch penis and hotness to come to his van so he can have sex with you.
Last night, zetto lured me into his sex van where he pounded me repeatedly.
Zetto by ZETTO January 13, 2011
Very pretty, smart, awesome, cute, kind, loving, gorgeous, intelligent, happy go lucky
Zetty is cute 🐰
I love zetty 💓
Zetty by Blablabla89 February 9, 2017

zetta slow 

Slowness multiplied by 10^21.

A term used by the character Sho Minamimoto in the Japanese role-playing game (for the Nintendo DS) The World Ends With You.
Neku Sakuraba is so zetta slow.
zetta slow by Hogtree Octovish August 7, 2012

Zettai Ryouiki 

The rough translation of Zettai ryouiki is known as “absolute territory”. It’s defined by the area of bare skin seen between a skirt and thighhighs. The ultimate level Zettai Ryouiki is set as 4:1:2.5 (length of mini-skirt : absolute territory : length of overknee socks above the knee).
Person #1: "Holy shit, that girl's legs look super delicious!
Person #2: "I believe she has acomplished zettai ryouiki my good man."
Zettai Ryouiki by Floxien March 17, 2010
Word used by Final Fantasy VII character, Reno Kiribani - with which he ends most of his sentences; a possible alias for the expression ‘Yo’.

"Shut up Elena. You're making me sober, zotto."
Zotto by Oblivions Melody January 26, 2006
"Forever" or "Always" when translated from Japanese.
"Aishite imasu, zutto zutto, koishii."
translation: "I love you, forever and ever, cherished one."
zutto by Kelsey D May 27, 2008
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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