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A white male with a jewish nose.

CAUTION: He will lure you with his unusually large 26 inch penis and hotness to come to his van so he can have sex with you.
Last night, zetto lured me into his sex van where he pounded me repeatedly.
Zetto by ZETTO January 13, 2011
Very pretty, smart, awesome, cute, kind, loving, gorgeous, intelligent, happy go lucky
Zetty is cute 🐰
I love zetty 💓
Zetty by Blablabla89 February 9, 2017

zetta slow 

Slowness multiplied by 10^21.

A term used by the character Sho Minamimoto in the Japanese role-playing game (for the Nintendo DS) The World Ends With You.
Neku Sakuraba is so zetta slow.
zetta slow by Hogtree Octovish August 7, 2012

Zettai Ryouiki 

The rough translation of Zettai ryouiki is known as “absolute territory”. It’s defined by the area of bare skin seen between a skirt and thighhighs. The ultimate level Zettai Ryouiki is set as 4:1:2.5 (length of mini-skirt : absolute territory : length of overknee socks above the knee).
Person #1: "Holy shit, that girl's legs look super delicious!
Person #2: "I believe she has acomplished zettai ryouiki my good man."
Zettai Ryouiki by Floxien March 17, 2010
Word used by Final Fantasy VII character, Reno Kiribani - with which he ends most of his sentences; a possible alias for the expression ‘Yo’.
"Shut up Elena. You're making me sober, zotto."
Zotto by Oblivions Melody January 26, 2006
"Forever" or "Always" when translated from Japanese.
"Aishite imasu, zutto zutto, koishii."
translation: "I love you, forever and ever, cherished one."
zutto by Kelsey D May 27, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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