Zetta Male 

A classification of males that exhibit a particular set of "quirks"
symptoms of being a zetta male: No humor, always pissed off when someone uses humor on them, trying to be funny but fails to do so.

Person 1: "Omg, V*nce is such a Zetta male, I heard he was trying to explain how the word 'sus' means Sulfur, Uranium, Sulfur"
Person 2: "Omg, My mom loves Zetta male!!!!"

Zetta Male by k0rt October 8, 2021

Zeta Male 

a bored person typing in greek letter + male into urbandictionary to see what it says

yes, yes im talking about you you absolute zeta male

Zeta Male by Homeless Desk August 4, 2021

Zeta Male 

Zeta male refers to the 4th social hierarchy position among males. (alpha - top, beta - second, omega - the rest). Zeta males consciously reject a the traditional social position as it is based on how they are valued by women. Zeta's can be straight, bi or gay.

I asked Jim to buy be a drink and he said I should pay for it myself. I guess he's a Zeta Male

Zeta Male by sirskeptic March 12, 2010

zeta male 

A term coined from the star Zeta Persei of the constellation Perseus, named for the Greek God Perseus, slayer of Medusa, the female monster that feminists eventually embraced as representative of feminist rage. Zeta Male represents a slayer of the feminist monster.

Why didn't that guy show respect to that woman when he saw she could be placed first? He's a Zeta Male and lives on his own terms. Besides, what reciprocal obligation does that woman have to men but "choices".

zeta male by Red0660 June 5, 2011

Zeta Male 

A Zeta males is the human equivalent of an F1 car. A Zeta male (ZM) is a Male who has transcended the traditional blue pill-imposed socio-sexual hierarchy consisting of Alpha, Sigma, Beta, Gamma, Omega and Delta.

While Zeta males may have previously fallen within one or more of the positions on the spectrum at various phases in their lives, they can activate any of their modes if absolutely necessary. Zeta males either consciously or subconsciously do not fall within social or sexual hierarchical primate-evolved position as it is based on traditional female-imposed valuation of a male's worth. Rather, Zeta males have accumulated the best qualities of each position on the hierarchy, and range from soaring above and outside the glass pyramid of the levels like the Theta bird, or can also operate with stealth and cunning from below the pyramid after detecting it's operations like a thermal radar system, fully perceptive yet immune to and transcendent from the spectrum of disturbance and subjugation within the pyramid.

Both Zeta Males and Theta males can be fully transcendent beings. But Zeta's are more complex creatures and the most complex species or gender on the planet.

Before the rather raucous Alpha male got a chance to fully wind up, like the lightning, the Zeta male very efficiently acted to instantly neutralize the rather primal attempts.

Zeta Male by APA Pro July 3, 2019

Zeta Male 

Stupid bullshit made by retards based off of refuted research on captive wolf moms and dads. This also goes for beta males, alpha males, and whatever bullshit the losers who pedal this crap come up with next.

person 1: Im a zeta male.
person 2: I think you mean fucking moron.

Zeta Male by Cock-Burger July 7, 2021

Zeta male 

Zeta males have balls of literal titanium. They state the obvious and don't give a fuck if you get offended. They are 2 levels above alpha and 1 level over Sigma.

Asher is such a Zeta male he slapped his little sister for not doing her homework

Zeta male by MYZ69 November 18, 2021