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Web parody of "Heroes," featuring the discovery of "mutants" who have acquired special (albeit worthless) special abilities that enable them to do nothing more than make fools of themselves.
The Mumbler, the Kick-Back-of-Head Guy, the Man-of-Many-Hats, Cindy the Fist-in-Mouth Cheerleader, the Man Whose Stick-Figure Drawings Predict Useless Information About the Future, and the Pinto-Bean-from-the-Eye Man are all talented in pointless ways; making them...Zeroes!
Zeroes by ObscuredOne February 24, 2008
e-cig juice containing no nicotine, or 0%
yo lets bet a buzz before practice

Nah dude I only got zeroes

Four zeroes, go!! 

When cheap digital egg-timer finishes its countdown, it looks like this: 00:00

Basically an alternate end to a countdown from "3...2...1...0, blast off!/go!"

Term originates from the Pokemon theme song when played backwards. You can find this on youtube.
"Really she's my maid, she's real cool, so.... four, zeroes go!"

"5...4...3...2...1...Four zeroes, go!!" *launches rocket*

Comic Book Zeroes 

Comic Book Zeroes are a young 4 piece Powerpop band from lincolnshire. They are all perfect examples of the myspace generation.
Formed in February 2008, they are fast becoming quite popular with the "emo" crowd.
Guy 1:Did you check out Comic Book Zeroes?

Guy 2:Yeah! Nobody understands me like them!!

ones and zeroes 

a system of rating women as either capable of being sexed or incapable of being sexed, derived from binary code
"At the end of the night, you can throw out your scale of one to ten and just go with ones and zeroes."
ones and zeroes by jwd142 August 12, 2009

Three Zeroes 

$1000. A grand. One rack. One thousand doll hairs. It's another way to say "a thousand bucks"
Hey, how much did you guys make for that project? We got it done for three zeroes.