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zerkin off 

yo my guy in the next room straight zerkin off
zerkin off by zerkin it February 12, 2022
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zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn
Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”
zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020
The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.
Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.
zenking by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007
She is very pretty and makes friends easily. She tends to get into drama but she can back up a fight. This is the girl who everyone loves and if they have been on her bad side, they have been scarred for life.
Hey where's Zerina?

Kickin some girls ass.
Zerina by SAMiAM2332 March 2, 2011
When you're smoking weed and you take a hit and you hold in 100% of the smoke from the inhale, exhaling *zero* smoke from the hit. Done in order to get maximum effect from the weed. Requires great skill and is worthy of respect from other smokers.
"Yo I was ripping a B with Joey Fatone the other day and he was totally zeroing every time ... insane!"
Zeroing by Ol' Prospector October 19, 2009
a cooler version of working, originally a typo because someones keyboard was not working
Ya, Bobs zorkin in his office

,y keyboqrd qint zorkin
Zorkin by teh_Mirari March 5, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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