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Beta loser from the favelas who somehow never misses unless it’s the correct answer on a school test, zeqoi is also known for having an obsession with the idea of an absent father
Zeqoi gets no bitches
Zeqoi by Auraa.av tbh June 30, 2021
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When you're smoking weed and you take a hit and you hold in 100% of the smoke from the inhale, exhaling *zero* smoke from the hit. Done in order to get maximum effect from the weed. Requires great skill and is worthy of respect from other smokers.
"Yo I was ripping a B with Joey Fatone the other day and he was totally zeroing every time ... insane!"
Zeroing by Ol' Prospector October 19, 2009
Related Words
Zeqoi • Zeroing • Zenoils • ZeBoi • Zeboink • Zenoid • zenoing • zeqei • zeqing • Zeqir
fat, eats alot doesn't have respect for others and is extremely toxic to others as long as he doesn't get in trouble for doing so
wow you are such a zeboi

F*** you, u hamoud habibi
ZeBoi by Mark Conorbord September 17, 2019
Not being fake, original, being awesomely you.
"Wow, I wish I was like Sandra, she is so zeboink."
Zeboink by ♥Zeboink & Friends♥ February 28, 2015
To proceed with increasing caution, esp. when measuring (cutting, pouring, etc.) such that each new amount is half-way closer to your goal.
I kept zenoing that last pour of flour! It took forever to get it just right and start mixing!
zenoing by kaolin fire September 7, 2016
To replace all values with zero's.
To start with initial values.
To turn into nothing.
I will zeroise the values and start again.
zeroise by Dave Marsh June 10, 2008
Zequiel is the Latin form of Ezekiel.
zequiel by geminimoonchild February 3, 2010
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