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the most nicest, loveliest guy you’d meet, slick at flirting too!
hey is that zeqei?
oh, there he is!
man hes so lovely
zeqei by ollyze April 8, 2021
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To be fucked by a cock that either exceeds or is equal to a flacid length of 13 inches. Famously named after Zeke Baylor, a secondary character in the High School Musical film franchise, who's original character concept was said to have an enormous cock. This was especially prevalent during the "Can I Have This Dance" number in High School Musical 3, where one scene showed Zeke jizzing into the sky. This scene was later deleted and the fluid cascading from above was passed off as rain on Troy and Gabriella.
"Quit Zekeing me" or "Get Zeked bitch"
Zekeing by Anti-Chad-ed December 18, 2018
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Beta loser from the favelas who somehow never misses unless it’s the correct answer on a school test, zeqoi is also known for having an obsession with the idea of an absent father
Zeqoi gets no bitches
Zeqoi by Auraa.av tbh June 30, 2021

You Zekeing 

When someone tells you something that is full of shit.

The storyteller must have a lot of keys on a key ring.
ZEKE- So hear me out, when I worked at IT group for my town I was the only person that knew how to run a zoom call for the FBI

Jason: man You Zekeing
You Zekeing by Drizzydotj April 21, 2022
From when Zeke jizzed in HSM 3
Yo my boy just got his manhood taken... he ain't looking the same down low. His ass got a total zekeing, G.
Zekeing by Anti-Chad-ed December 18, 2018

zeteitejah 

catras.left.boob on tiktok is a queen
me: zeteitejah is tiktok fame! 😜
you: holy fucking shit no way
zeteitejah by smelly_rat3425 June 16, 2021
A kind-hearted young man with gorgeous eyes.
Zekeiah; a scorpio.
Zekeiah by mommalove1107 November 27, 2011
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