zenoing

To proceed with increasing caution, esp. when measuring (cutting, pouring, etc.) such that each new amount is half-way closer to your goal.

I kept zenoing that last pour of flour! It took forever to get it just right and start mixing!

by kaolin fire September 7, 2016

zenking

The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.

Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.

by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007

Zenning

Zenning. verb/adverb. stemmed from eastern word chán (禪) & sankrit word dhyāna.

Zenning is our pop culture way of saying "Hey look Im gonna take a mental hiatus from this bonkers world of greed and materialism. To do something enlightening for a change & meditate."
Sitting in the Lotus Position, breathing deeply & slowly. Creating inner peace and harmony with self. That can be of good use to the world when done.

"Im so Zenning out your negativity."

by S. Oni July 30, 2011

Zenning Out

Zen Out or Zenning Out, a deeper form of zoning out. In zoning out, you become absorbed with your own thoughts and inner world, but in Zenning Out you become totally absorbed with the world around you in an almost trance-like state. The world around you looks or feels more real, substantial, and vivid. This can occur after one experiences a trauma, or after someone has purposely chosen to be more aware of their surroundings until the stimuli of the world builds up into a cathartic response within the person. You may also Zen out unexpectedly and it is a very wonderful experience.

At the fairgrouds, I noticed Mallory was staring quietly at the amusement rides, as if lost in thought. I asked her what she was thinking. She said, "The lights, the sounds, it is all so clear and crisp. Even the air smelling of corn dogs and popcorn seems more real."

I said, "Mallory, you're zenning out."

"What's zenning out?"

by Nyhee7 June 25, 2009

Zeroing

When you're smoking weed and you take a hit and you hold in 100% of the smoke from the inhale, exhaling *zero* smoke from the hit. Done in order to get maximum effect from the weed. Requires great skill and is worthy of respect from other smokers.

"Yo I was ripping a B with Joey Fatone the other day and he was totally zeroing every time ... insane!"

by Ol' Prospector October 19, 2009

Zening

To be one with the world around you. While in this state of being everything works out for you and enjoyable things spontaneously show up in your experience.

It feels like you are flowing with nature and on a path of goodness.

Marie was completely zening today! Good songs kept playing around her and everything just seemed to work out.

by rmart March 6, 2011

zenning

When someone asks what you're doing and you wanna say you're 'chilling', 'cotching', 'relaxing', jamming' instead you say 'ZENNING'
Or someone asks how you are you say 'yeah I'm zen thanks, you?'

Martin: hey
Paul: hey how are you?
Martin: zen thanks! Wuu2?
Paul: not a lot really, listening to music, zenning...

by siobhankh November 14, 2011