Zenwicked 

The absolute maximum amount of coolness one can achieve from any one single act of doing anything

Designer "Check this out, I made this and I think the client will like this quite a bit"
Scott "That is Zenwicked!!!"

Zenwicked by The Casual Warehouse August 20, 2019

fenwicked 

To acquire an item, without notification, before an acknowledged volunteer gets to it.

"John fenwicked the last soda that I had promised to Jane."
"Crispy was totally fenwicked at the Miami library."
"I don't know if I will attempt to retrieve the prize with all the fenwicking that has been going on."

fenwicked by sidtheduck May 2, 2006

zenfucked 

The study of Eastern spiritual philosophies for shallow personal gain.

Phil Jackson zenfucked his players into believing Championship rings are Enlightenment.

The book The Tao of Golf ia a zenfucked little statement about the "inner" game of golf.

zenfucked by Robert Parsons December 31, 2008

zednicked

Any cut on your neck, named after richard zednik panthers player who got hit in the neck by a skate.

I zednicked myself shaving this morning

zednicked by scullen February 17, 2008