zenfucked

The study of Eastern spiritual philosophies for shallow personal gain.

Phil Jackson zenfucked his players into believing Championship rings are Enlightenment.

The book The Tao of Golf ia a zenfucked little statement about the "inner" game of golf.

by Robert Parsons December 31, 2008

Zenwicked

The absolute maximum amount of coolness one can achieve from any one single act of doing anything

Designer "Check this out, I made this and I think the client will like this quite a bit"
Scott "That is Zenwicked!!!"

by The Casual Warehouse August 20, 2019

enfucked

being deeply, firmly, overwhelmingly, and thoroughly fucked by a problem or a set of problems while being hopelessly occupied with trying to resolve said problems.

- Dude, what's with all the swearing coming from your office? And how about lunch?

- Oh man, this shit just doesn't work. And I really need to get it fixed, I have much more crap to deal with. I'm totally enfucked in this mess now. Forget about lunch.

by miboper August 2, 2010