zenfucked 

The study of Eastern spiritual philosophies for shallow personal gain.

Phil Jackson zenfucked his players into believing Championship rings are Enlightenment.

The book The Tao of Golf ia a zenfucked little statement about the "inner" game of golf.

zenfucked by Robert Parsons December 31, 2008

Zenwicked 

The absolute maximum amount of coolness one can achieve from any one single act of doing anything

Designer "Check this out, I made this and I think the client will like this quite a bit"
Scott "That is Zenwicked!!!"

Zenwicked by The Casual Warehouse August 20, 2019

enfucked

being deeply, firmly, overwhelmingly, and thoroughly fucked by a problem or a set of problems while being hopelessly occupied with trying to resolve said problems.

- Dude, what's with all the swearing coming from your office? And how about lunch?

- Oh man, this shit just doesn't work. And I really need to get it fixed, I have much more crap to deal with. I'm totally enfucked in this mess now. Forget about lunch.

enfucked by miboper August 2, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004