zenfucked

The study of Eastern spiritual philosophies for shallow personal gain.

Phil Jackson zenfucked his players into believing Championship rings are Enlightenment.

The book The Tao of Golf ia a zenfucked little statement about the "inner" game of golf.

zenfucked by Robert Parsons December 31, 2008

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Zenwicked

The absolute maximum amount of coolness one can achieve from any one single act of doing anything

Designer "Check this out, I made this and I think the client will like this quite a bit"
Scott "That is Zenwicked!!!"

Zenwicked by The Casual Warehouse August 20, 2019

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zenfucked • enfucked • Zenwicked

enfucked

being deeply, firmly, overwhelmingly, and thoroughly fucked by a problem or a set of problems while being hopelessly occupied with trying to resolve said problems.

- Dude, what's with all the swearing coming from your office? And how about lunch?

- Oh man, this shit just doesn't work. And I really need to get it fixed, I have much more crap to deal with. I'm totally enfucked in this mess now. Forget about lunch.

enfucked by miboper August 2, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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