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A zen hippie. A pretentious collective of "individuals" who love to assert their "hippies than thou" values and philosophy.
random girl # 1: Hey man, can a get a sip of that kombucha?

Zennies: I would rather your meat tainted lips not desecrate my kombucha. But I do have some organic quinoa salad if you want to hit that.
Zennies by Hippi3Kick3r August 2, 2012
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a trait where peace, calmness, and inner awesomeness are all intertwined.
Mallory has an abundant amount of zenness.

Professor Nutella: Children, zenness is a trait we all long for.
Zenness by Hamtaro of Albanialand December 26, 2010
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Zennism (Not Buddhism or Taoism, just Zennism), because looking beyond Buddha and Lao Tzu, broadens the eyes, and expands the awareness of what Zen is. To be a Zennist, you must go beyond Lao Tzu and Buddha. Go beyond Buddhism and Taoism, beyond right and wrong, good and evil, death and life, everything .................. and nothing.

In Alan Watts's mature work, he presents himself as "Zennist" in spirit as he wrote in his last book, Tao: The Watercourse Way.

Zennism fits our modern culture & is more likely to be in line with our current thinking. Canadian Zennism is our new gig I think. As a 'descendent' of Alan Watts.

Osho said "Zen goes beyond Buddha and beyond Lao Tzu......... To call Zen “Zen Buddhism” is not right because it is far more."

Watts & the early teachers who brought zen to the America's. Threw out the gods & goddess from tbe past. They boiled it down to delete a lot o the un_needed ritual. Zen has been boiled down in each country as it arrived. It always expands again after that but on arrival it is simple & clean."
I practice the purest form of Zen, it is called Zennism
Zennism by Zen Grasshopper November 27, 2011
xanax, a prescription drug used to help symptoms of anxiety and panic disorders. Now days, I think it is more abused than it is taken for panic disorders. It is taken as a pill or crushed and snorted and is often referred to as "zannie bars."
"Dude, I just took 2 zannies at the end of third period and I'm so messed up."
zannies by Janer May 22, 2006
A Zen approach to tennis, popularized by the show Nip/Tuck.
Tennis wasn't relaxing enough for me, so my Zen instructor suggested I try Zennis.
zennis by synister September 4, 2006
if you ever meet a zennessia befriend them or date them literally the kindest sweetest person youll ever meet n beautiful like flowers in a field in a nice sunny day shes so beautiful i wish i could be with her have her in my arms live my life with her marry her have kids with her live the happiest life ever well thats what i wanted she wanted something different ill still love her with all my heart n keep her as a memory for the rest of my life zennessia if you see this i love you my love for you is eternal i think of you every day hoping maybe one day youll text me but ye ill be waiting ik i already told you bye forever but if you wanna come back to me ill recieve you with open arms nill happily love you again but for the time being ill just try to improve get better for u or whoever i come across this great adventure known as life i love you
hey zennessia wanna be my gf oh shit i forgot she broke up with me im so silly(im gonna kms)
zennessia by Not jose ong April 10, 2023
My zennie/Ronaldo won Rock Paper Scissors and I’m a happy bunny. Ive posted it on my Twitter, Facebook, AND EVERY FUDGING SOCIAL MEDIA. Go subscribe to yaaaa boi zennie. Wink wink ‘ He’s a boss” peace out baby. Also please don’t be a funking meanie to zennie as he is (a bit bent).
I’m going to give zennie boi a sub otherwise he will fudge me up boiii
Zennie by Pooboi February 11, 2020
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