Zelong 

An extremely asian person. While generally highly intelligent, lacks basic grammar skills.

No way, you aced that test - so Zelong.

Zelong by DrJazz July 27, 2009

Lmao Zedong 

Lmao but with chinese communist leader Mao Zedong

guy: lmao
guy2: Lmao Zedong

Lmao Zedong by yeetusthatfettusmy man September 6, 2018

roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.

- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!

roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

Zilong

True owner of Booty Musashi only for FGO

Always roll for thicc
- Zilong 2019

Zilong by Masamcmuffin July 11, 2020

Lmao Zedong 

A play on lmao and Mao Zedong, much like lmaonade.

I was talking to Alex and he made me Lmao Zedong when he told me that the Lollercaust was so dangerous because of the Zyclon-Brb in the death camps

Lmao Zedong by King Pwn April 23, 2007

Zelingo 

A recently created northern Italian dish made with a potato, bread bowl, olive oil, vinegar, and several other sauces. It is made from a bread bowl with the sauces cooked inside of it. After being cooked, a mashed potato is put in it and it is served.

"Hey, do you want to have some Italian food for dinner?"
"Yeah, I heard your mother makes great zelingo."

Zelingo by jollow2500 April 30, 2021

mao zedong's kdr 

The kill-death ratio of Mao Zedong, which is 6,000,000 kills to 1 death, beating Hitler's kill to death ratio by a wide margin.

Kevin: bro have you seen Mao Zedong's KDR?
Joe: no i haven't.
Kevin: let me just tell you that he has a positive KDR.

mao zedong's kdr by Sosuke Bosuke May 16, 2022