Zelenko

Zelnko is the best game ever. For now, there are Zelenko I. and Zelenko II, but we are all expecting the third chapter.
A simple translation is THE GREEN MAN.

You can get it at users.volja.net/fatbastard

I got Zelenko I.
I never played Zelenko II.
I expect Zelenko III.

by Fat bastard April 11, 2005

charlie zelenoff

Self proclaimed GOAT} P4P(pound for pound) not to be confused with G4P boxing 'champion' of the non-existent Underground Boxing Federation. Stars in his own YouTube series of videos where he spars with random people and then selectively edits the video and post it to YouTube as a win, even if he runs away. Most famous for sucker punching Floyd Mayweather Senior and cyber stalking Deontay Wilder until he allegedly threatened Wilder's daughter, at which time Wilder took him to school.
Unlike most internet tough guys he did have one professional fight, with a fighter with a 1-13 record, he lost due to disqualification for spitting his mouth guard out 3 times in 74 seconds.
Opinions vary if he is pulling an Andy Kauffman stunt, mentally ill or on drugs

Random guy Who is that guy walking around a Las Vegas casino with a Toys r Us belt.
Other Guy That is Charlie Zelenoff he bought that belt for himself,.

by sometreehugging liberal May 16, 2016

Zelendorf

1 : inadequate to or unsuitable for a particular purpose
2 : a - lacking the qualities needed for effective action

b - unable to function properly

Stop being a Zelendorf lets do arena!

by Broryn June 1, 2010

Zelenka

Zelenka, Longest Reigning HWL Honor Champion. Hall of Famer, The True Leader Of D3

Zelenka is better than j00

by Teddy Davis March 12, 2005

Zelenka

some crazy russian antiseptic stuff...green in colour...green in russian is zelenii hence the term zelenka

if you cut yourself you might end up being called alenka vsia v zelenke (alena is covered in zelenka)

by mulletgirl September 2, 2005

Pull a Zelenka

To pretend you can speak a language, either to achieve something, impress someone or set up a joke, when in reality you need a lot more improvement

You can take a beating when you try to pull a Zelenka in Czech Republic

by MatyRudy July 25, 2018

suzzane zelenka

a hot contortioist who can do odd things with her body. and shes has hair that casgades over her shoulders forming a gold river

by haardt June 11, 2006