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charlie zelenoff

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Self proclaimed GOAT} P4P(pound for pound) not to be confused with G4P boxing 'champion' of the non-existent Underground Boxing Federation. Stars in his own [YouTube series of videos where he spars with random people and then selectively edits the video and post it to YouTube as a win, even if he runs away. Most famous for sucker punching Floyd Mayweather Senior and cyber stalking Deontay Wilder until he allegedly threatened Wilder's daughter, at which time Wilder took him to school.
Unlike most internet tough guys he did have one professional fight, with a fighter with a 1-13 record, he lost due to disqualification for spitting his mouth guard out 3 times in 74 seconds.
Opinions vary if he is pulling an Andy Kauffman stunt, mentally ill or on drugs
Random guy Who is that guy walking around a Las Vegas casino with a Toys r Us belt.
Other Guy That is Charlie Zelenoff he bought that belt for himself,.

Zelendorf 

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1 : inadequate to or unsuitable for a particular purpose
2 : a - lacking the qualities needed for effective action

b - unable to function properly
Stop being a Zelendorf lets do arena!
Zelendorf by Broryn June 1, 2010

Zelenka

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Zelenka, Longest Reigning HWL Honor Champion. Hall of Famer, The True Leader Of D3
Zelenka by Teddy Davis March 12, 2005

Zelenka

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some crazy russian antiseptic stuff...green in colour...green in russian is zelenii hence the term zelenka
if you cut yourself you might end up being called alenka vsia v zelenke (alena is covered in zelenka)
Zelenka by mulletgirl September 2, 2005

Pull a Zelenka 

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To pretend you can speak a language, either to achieve something, impress someone or set up a joke, when in reality you need a lot more improvement
You can take a beating when you try to pull a Zelenka in Czech Republic
Pull a Zelenka by MatyRudy July 25, 2018

suzzane zelenka 

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a hot contortioist who can do odd things with her body. and shes has hair that casgades over her shoulders forming a gold river
suzzane zelenka by haardt June 11, 2006
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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