Definitions by haardt
suzzane zelenka
a hot contortioist who can do odd things with her body. and shes has hair that casgades over her shoulders forming a gold river
suzzane zelenka by haardt June 11, 2006
Tramp
someone that fingers everyone of his Ex girlfriends and brags about it at school!! i love to finger people...but i still cant imagine why my parents would name me haardt!! its so gay like myself i think at times