Zedonis 

Zalonis is an intellectual. From his youth he learned the meaning of life, while staring at a girls tits. Despite his admiration for women, he thinks League is over sexualized. He lingers in the EUNE server of League Of Legos. As your typical harstuck plat 1 player, he will blame everything except him being dogshit. His ping, his team, his support, and most of all, Riot Games. While harmless, he will most certainly int your games with Jhin due to his high ping because he can't afford his own internet connection. Expect to see him play Zed since he got tired of losing versus Zed mains and decided to become one. Against him, pick Zed since it will triger his PTSD due to the fact that he lost his diamond promos way too many times than he should against a Zed. He will not feed on purpose, because he has actual knowledge of the game unlike many of your teammates. But do expect to humiliate you when you are facing him. Also keep Italian beauties away from him, his wife beats him.

Zedonis: Be humble

Zedonis by KompotLover February 5, 2020

Zevonism 

Zevonism is the act and art of viewing life as Warren Zevon's songs narrated it. Gritty, dark, not always pleasant or happy, but very real.
Viewing the world with the same sardonic and cynical views, as if one finds life a bad joke but still smiles in spite of it.

"As a practicing follower of Zevonism, I view life as a horribly ironic joke, where-as death will be the punch line."

Zevonism by Black97 November 5, 2009

Zevonist 

One who follows the beliefs of Zevonism, the belief that Warren Zevon is God and that, quoting from the Zevonist bible, "Shit's all fucked up right now, but when Zevon dies, it's all going to get un-fucked up, cause Zevon's gonna be back in his domain and shit to rule shit... shit."

The center of this religion is a small house on Long Island that all Zevonists refer to as the Monestary. Actually, the only person who refers to it as the monestary is the guy who lives there. This is in part due to the fact that he is the only person who practices Zevonism in the world. He hopes to spread his beliefs to others, but no one listens to him because he's a crazy dumbass.

"You know that Zevonist guy?"
"Yeah, he's a crazy dumbass."

Zevonist by KWSN April 27, 2003