Definitions by KWSN

Zevonist 

One who follows the beliefs of Zevonism, the belief that Warren Zevon is God and that, quoting from the Zevonist bible, "Shit's all fucked up right now, but when Zevon dies, it's all going to get un-fucked up, cause Zevon's gonna be back in his domain and shit to rule shit... shit."

The center of this religion is a small house on Long Island that all Zevonists refer to as the Monestary. Actually, the only person who refers to it as the monestary is the guy who lives there. This is in part due to the fact that he is the only person who practices Zevonism in the world. He hopes to spread his beliefs to others, but no one listens to him because he's a crazy dumbass.

"You know that Zevonist guy?"
"Yeah, he's a crazy dumbass."

Zevonist by KWSN April 27, 2003

Barry White 

Musician whose music has the incredible power to get just about anyone in the world laid. See also:

wordIsaac Hayes/word

wordMark Knopfler/word

wordMarvin Gaye/word

Barry White by KWSN April 27, 2003

Puf-Puf 

A small, fluffy magical baby seal, whose name, when said, comes out to be something along the lines of "Papo" because people say it very, very fast. It is also used to end very long pauses in conversations.

"Am my thread on teh TFP be teh win?"
"...no."
(long pause)
"PUFPUF!"

Puf-Puf by KWSN April 27, 2003