5 definitions by KompotLover
Zalonis is an intellectual. From his youth he learned the meaning of life, while staring at a girls tits. Despite his admiration for women, he thinks League is over sexualized. He lingers in the EUNE server of League Of Legos. As your typical harstuck plat 1 player, he will blame everything except him being dogshit. His ping, his team, his support, and most of all, Riot Games. While harmless, he will most certainly int your games with Jhin due to his high ping because he can't afford his own internet connection. Expect to see him play Zed since he got tired of losing versus Zed mains and decided to become one. Against him, pick Zed since it will triger his PTSD due to the fact that he lost his diamond promos way too many times than he should against a Zed. He will not feed on purpose, because he has actual knowledge of the game unlike many of your teammates. But do expect to humiliate you when you are facing him. Also keep Italian beauties away from him, his wife beats him.
Zedonis: Be humble
by KompotLover February 5, 2020
Stands for Trisomic Gene Ordinance. Person with TGO has severe mental issues. Should be used only to describe a medical condition, not to call someone retarded. They tend to live with 2-4gbs of ram since they are unable to upgrade to anything more than windows XP
by KompotLover June 28, 2020
Scorpion mains are mostly Russians with McBlyat wifi, that get into combat league and spam the death spin. They literally spent 5 days to master the combo that will lead to the crushing blow. They are proud that they win and will often ragequit if they lose their first round. They are by no means good players, but facing a Scorpion main is a challenge since their ping is at least 200ms.
by KompotLover February 2, 2020
A nibba that plays League of Legends in the EUNE server, is hardstuck gold and mains GP top. Despite his decency in the game, his aggressive playstyle will lead him to die first blood by the enemy Darius/ Renekton, will go 0/3 and start flaming his jungler. While he is on tilt, his brain sometimes malfunctions, causing him to forget how to speak any language whatsoever. Infamous for his toxicity, he will get the enemy toplaner killed and start spamming his level 7 mastery. He will also flame Riot for their balancing team being apes. He will also spam /ff 9 minutes into the game.
Dodge at all costs.
Dodge at all costs.
*Dies first blood*
"Fucking braindead ass champion Darius, broken champ."
"Fucking braindead ass champion Renekton, broken champ."
"Fucking braindead ass champion Ivern, broken champ."
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
"Fucking braindead ass champion Darius, broken champ."
"Fucking braindead ass champion Renekton, broken champ."
"Fucking braindead ass champion Ivern, broken champ."
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
Bendthenation: /ff
by KompotLover February 2, 2020
It's a rare mutation where:
1) Your hands do not coordinate with your brain.
2) You are blind.
3) You can't aim
People with Bitor are hilarious to watch but unfortunately it's no laughing matter, it's a rare disease.
You will most likely find Bitors in your league matches.
1) Your hands do not coordinate with your brain.
2) You are blind.
3) You can't aim
People with Bitor are hilarious to watch but unfortunately it's no laughing matter, it's a rare disease.
You will most likely find Bitors in your league matches.
by KompotLover February 4, 2020