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A troll hunter on Madoran. The only one worth mentioning.

Packing an ego the size of Bumfuckt Egypt.

(Probably be bigger. I'm still mapping!)

Killing anything and everyone.
Skilled in the art of commas.
Grandmaster of smartassery.
Captain of yelling at fucklings in BG's.

Pet Peeves = Saying please, Bad spellers, retards in BG's. (this list is extensive listed top 3)
Zeaket's Current hobby? Fornicating Tirade.
Zeaket by Tirade. March 11, 2010
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Zeake is a mystery man. Who knows what is going on in his life? He will keep to himself and may decline questions about his personal life. Ultimately, he can be nice.
Damn, zeake is such a mystery!
Zeake by Omgshakira April 4, 2019
Related Words
I drank so much I'm zeaked.

He was so zeaked last night he passed out on the floor
Zeaked by Ang.ie July 14, 2016
Zz is a fit,young loving kind hearted person that's always sticks up for his gf,friends and himself. He is also a weirdo at times. And a zeaker is deng.
Zeakers gf: oh I love Zeaker he is so lovley
Zeaker by Thelahan December 15, 2017

.zeketard 

John: @.zeketard is such a good content creator.

Matt: i know, he never misses and is better than erentard.
.zeketard by secretnigga March 2, 2021
zaketti is the name of a brilliant footballer.
"zaketti is so good omg omg"
zaketti by zaketti October 12, 2020
Zeeketh is a great name!! Zeeketh means that they are emotional and sensitive. They may seem like they don’t get bothered with harsh words, but they are!! (They’re really cute too!!)
Alex: Look!! It’s Zeeketh!! Let’s go tease him!

Bella: Please don’t.. he’s adorable and sensitive!! Don’t hurt Zeek!!
Zeeketh by The camera girl. May 22, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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