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zeak
zeak is a gamer
Zeak
Zeak takes yer bitch while yer incarcerated and won't let you talk to her on the phone or write letters or visit and smacks her and yer kids 'roun till yer out to kill 'em and go back to da pen so jody or da new Zeak can move in
Zeak by grasshopper February 11, 2004
Zeaket
A troll hunter on Madoran. The only one worth mentioning.
Packing an ego the size of Bumfuckt Egypt.
(Probably be bigger. I'm still mapping!)
Killing anything and everyone.
Skilled in the art of commas.
Grandmaster of smartassery.
Captain of yelling at fucklings in BG's.
Pet Peeves = Saying please, Bad spellers, retards in BG's. (this list is extensive listed top 3)
Packing an ego the size of Bumfuckt Egypt.
(Probably be bigger. I'm still mapping!)
Killing anything and everyone.
Skilled in the art of commas.
Grandmaster of smartassery.
Captain of yelling at fucklings in BG's.
Pet Peeves = Saying please, Bad spellers, retards in BG's. (this list is extensive listed top 3)
Zeake
Zeake is a mystery man. Who knows what is going on in his life? He will keep to himself and may decline questions about his personal life. Ultimately, he can be nice.
Zeake by Omgshakira April 4, 2019
Zeaked
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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