3 definitions by grasshopper

Zeak

Zeak takes yer bitch while yer incarcerated and won't let you talk to her on the phone or write letters or visit and smacks her and yer kids 'roun till yer out to kill 'em and go back to da pen so jody or da new Zeak can move in

Jody ain't shit cause Zeak's a motherfucker

by grasshopper February 11, 2004

kung fu

Cat food mixed with squirrel and ferrets and lots of veggies

I sure can go for some kung fu from that korean place over in china town.

by grasshopper October 1, 2003

Shpoo

GrassHopper's bitch

Grass Hopper was hungry so he made Shpoo make him a sandwich

by grasshopper October 8, 2003