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Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
Hey, who's she dating?
Looks like a Zoltan to me.
Zoltan by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019
Related Words
Zbolt • zoltan • zolton • Zsolt • Zolts • Zoltar • zoltaris • zolten • Zoltina • Zolting

zoltaneering

Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
zoltaneering by manfrom1980 August 29, 2008
If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.
Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!
Zoltan by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019
A god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Hah!
Who would win in a fight: Thor the Thunder God or Zolton the God of Reality?
Zolton by Zolton January 8, 2004
Honourable member, ninja and mighty god to all beings. Also having the ability to destroy and rampage over backstabbers.
I dont dare.. Zolton will get us !
Zolton by Moe January 14, 2004

Zoltar Zinger! 

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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