Zsolt

God in man's body. They say the power of a Zsolt is in the hair, specifically the fringe. His magnetism is undeniable, he pivots men by the penis (involuntarily) as he struts past. We all need a Zsolt in our life. Some say he was forged in the ground of Romanian Mountains. Regardless of his origin, his sexiness is felt the world over, though often misidentified.

"I'm sweating up a storm, Zsolt must be near."

by cameloxen April 8, 2019

Zsolt

A measurement, almost always used for describing snow, that is precisely the height of one Zsolt (175.26 cm).

Excited person: Dude, we need to hit the slopes. We just got a Zsolt of snow!

Response: That's totally radical! A whole Zsolt of snow?!?!

by Fabulissa June 4, 2013

Zsolt

name of a kid

Hey Zsolt, whats for dinner?
Zsolt: a kurva anyád

by fasz2 October 5, 2022

Zsolt

One who is insane, Hungarian, does way too many uppers, eats Korean seafood soup, has the last name of "szabo", is extremely intelligent, is out of his mind completely. Likes to say things like "true or false", "let me put it this way", and "that is so fucking slick". If you meet one, run the other way. Do not let a Zsolt go anywhere near turntables.

lets play a prank on Zsolt

by russian concussion April 26, 2004

Go to Zsolt’s cottage

Get fucked in the ass by mediocre dick for the whole night and talk business the next morning.

I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.

by qwertyuiop2097 June 4, 2019

Dirty Zsolt

When you’re about to cum in your room but your mom opens your door and catches it with het mouth.

My dog shitted on the couch so I gave him a dirty Zsolt.

by pancakehunter December 3, 2020

Zoltan

Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.

Hey, who's she dating?
Looks like a Zoltan to me.

by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019