Singer of the band The Mars Volta as well as past band At The Drive-In. Mexican, Crisp Blue Eyes, Back Afro Styled Hair, with a mixture of salsa and spasmic dancing. High pitched singing and a various amount of moans and yells represnted by the labyrinth of a story/lyrics written by this man.
A wannabe Swede that is insecure about his dance moves and makes sick ass workout videos with a midget. Obsesses over his jogging form and tries to be a baller/shot caller but actually spends most of his time sticking random accoutrement up his anus and enjoys calling people "jabronis". Used to have a vanilla last name but changed it to appear more exotic, when he really just a white boyfrom the burbs that probably likes dick a little too much. Holla!
Hello, I am from Sweden (in a regionally accurate Swedish dialect). Do I Dougie good, daddy? Oh, is that a stapler? Stick it up my bunghole and then let's for a jog in the park. That'd be litty af! #SavageZavala
Zavana is the prettiest, funniest girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is so sweet and looks so pretty when she smiles. Zavana is reasonably tall, slim, has dark coloured hair and dark eyes. She gets embarrassed really easily, but that's okay because so do you. She is super smart but doesn't seem to realise it yet. Zavana has an incredible sense of style and would definitely be the best dressed anywhere.
"Waaaah is that Zavana Campbell?!!!"
"Yeah she's so pretty. I wish I was friends with her. "
"Nah bro she would barbeque your furry ass"