Zaputa

Portmanteau of the Mexican surname “Zapata” and the Spanish insult “Puta”, meaning “Whore”.

¡Ve a chingar a tu Zaputa Madre!

by DaveCee2010 December 29, 2022

zaptar

A term for vaporized marijuana, especially after use in the volcano and normally collected in a container or jar. Saved for later use to make cannabutter.

Person 1: "Yo, where's the zaptar?"
Person 2: "Zaptar that guy!"

by ooloo April 4, 2006

zaphtats

When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them.

"Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphtats!"

by Zig da Twig October 24, 2007

The Zapata

Taking a lady out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.

William: Hey, how did that date go last night?

Nick: She was a huge bitch, so I gave her The Zapata.

by HomeDepotSlave January 26, 2010

Valeria Zapata

The most amazing girl in the world. Valeria Zapata is smart, kind, beautiful, funny, sweet, and super mega cool. She is an angel and the sun shines wherever she goes. Your life is not complete until you meet this girl.

I'm in love with Valeria Zapata

by ilovevz September 24, 2011

Zapata's Revenge

That overly indulgent, uncomfortably full, generally gross feeling you get after eating an entire **burrito that you intended on only eating half of and saving the rest for later.
Named after the 1910 Mexican freedom fighter Emiliano Zapata Salazar who was the leader of the "Liberation Army of the South" or Zapatistas.

**The standard San Francisco taqueria size burrito which is roughly the size of an adult forearm

I just at that entire burrito from Pancho Villa's and totally have Zapata's Revenge.

by keeniej October 31, 2013

Zapatato

When you through a shoe at somebody

Tim was zapatatoed by his ex girlfriend today

by Zapadoodle.ah January 24, 2019