Zappaphobia

The fear of tripping over your friends apple pie while doing a quadruple backflip and landing on a trampoline then getting struck by lightning

( not real btw ) or is it ( it’s not ) or is it...

Woah dude Justin has zappaphobia

Dude no way what a loser

by Your pal Reynoodles February 12, 2019

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Appaphobia

The hesitation or outright fear of adding applications to your facebook account. Can also be extended to mobile platforms, in which apps are all the rage. Appaphobia may be a result of extreme elitism among their peers, as appaphobes do not want their peers to to see their top 10 valentines for 2010, or what their favourite colour says about them.

It is common to see appaphobes judging friends based on the apps they install, as well as almost always voicing that they are "sick of all these stupid apps."

At present a cure for appaphobia is not available, nor is one expected in the near future.

"Boy, I really would like to find out how original my name is, but it would corrupt my entire facebook reputation!"
"Sounds like you've got an acute case of appaphobia."
"What are you, a psychiatrist?"
"....appaphobe."

"Do you really need 5 fart apps on your iphone?"
"Do you really need to be such an appaphobe?"

by autonomy February 1, 2010

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zapataphobia

when the sound of your boss's shoes coming down the hall towards your office strikes fear and loathing in your soul

Oh God, I hear my boss's shoes clacking down the tile hallway. I break into a cold sweat, search in vain for a way to escape, close facebook quickly and try to look busy. Anytime I hear her shoes, zapataphobia has me in it's grips again.

by Miss Placed July 13, 2015

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