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(Verb) when a doulble headed dildo is inserted into the anus by two males at the same time
these 2 fags were zapfing it
zapfing by dontbah8tr February 26, 2009
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Zapfhumnst BT 

This odd-named font in Microsoft Office Word. Also zapfhumnstbt.

zapfhumnstbt (it is one word, pronounced zapf-hum-nist-bee-tee) can be used instead of random letters like "hjdsuigaehirghru" to show frustration/anger/happiness/sadness/whatever emotion u want. So if someone gets pissed off by random letters, use this word/ phrase instead and when they complain, show them who's better and cooler cuz this isnt any just ANY random string of letters.
guy 1: Hey what font should I use for this essay?
guy 2: ZAPFHUMNST BT!!!

guy 1: wth. so random.
guy 2: haha sucka. u should go to urbandictionary.com before u try to outsmart me!!! or google it you moron!
guy 1: ohhhh. hey. it IS a font. i am a moron.

guy 3: ZAPFHUMNSTBT I STUBBED MY TOE
Zapfhumnst BT by T.O.P luvah January 4, 2010
This last name is rather usuall with stupid blond girls from Norway, seemingly with no social intelligence or skill. Girls with this name is also often good friends with awesome people, most likley so that some of the awesomeness is to be tranfered. People with this last name can almost take no form for alcoholic beaverage before they faint or fall asleep. In addition to this they often have reather poor memory and tend to forget pretty much everything 2 minutes after you tell them. However, in counter to this they are often very good looking.
Random dude: Did you remember it?
***** Zapffe: huh? what?
Random dude: the stuff we talked about?
***** Zapffe: what are you talking about?
Random dude: guess not...

***** Zapffe: OOOOHH! THAT! :D No...
Random dude: *face palm*
Zapffe by grdg24 January 21, 2011

zapfashion 

NoUn: (ZaAp PHASH-UN) 1. MaDd KKKrAzY PHUIN!!! PhAt PhaNtS pH aShIoN!!!!!!!
2. SWIRLY PANTS FoR MaDd KkKrazy Kids!!! AND KITTIE LINES!!!!
3.OMG RaViN g U RoCk
ZAPFASHION MaKES ME WANT TO DIE
A Swiss Tool witch is used for Medical Treatment. See also Suppository, Analplug and Fisting
One Zäpfli and you get rid of your pain in the ass
zäpfli by Getridofjuan March 1, 2018
A type of fish in the Splatoon series, it is used as power sources. And are stolen by Octarians to power their underground bases. There are 3 types: Zapfish, Mini Zapfish, and Great Zapfish. A plushie Zapfish replaces one if the player has already cleared the level.
no sentence. Zapfish
Zapfish by ajsea1sy March 15, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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