Zapf

Self proclaimed genius.

At his fantasy football draft, Zack repeatedly expressed that he was a Zapf.

Zapf by DoubleZ412 November 4, 2018

zapfing 

(Verb) when a doulble headed dildo is inserted into the anus by two males at the same time

these 2 fags were zapfing it

zapfing by dontbah8tr February 26, 2009

Zapfhumnst BT 

This odd-named font in Microsoft Office Word. Also zapfhumnstbt.

zapfhumnstbt (it is one word, pronounced zapf-hum-nist-bee-tee) can be used instead of random letters like "hjdsuigaehirghru" to show frustration/anger/happiness/sadness/whatever emotion u want. So if someone gets pissed off by random letters, use this word/ phrase instead and when they complain, show them who's better and cooler cuz this isnt any just ANY random string of letters.

guy 1: Hey what font should I use for this essay?
guy 2: ZAPFHUMNST BT!!!

guy 1: wth. so random.
guy 2: haha sucka. u should go to urbandictionary.com before u try to outsmart me!!! or google it you moron!
guy 1: ohhhh. hey. it IS a font. i am a moron.

guy 3: ZAPFHUMNSTBT I STUBBED MY TOE

Zapfhumnst BT by T.O.P luvah January 4, 2010

Zapffe 

This last name is rather usuall with stupid blond girls from Norway, seemingly with no social intelligence or skill. Girls with this name is also often good friends with awesome people, most likley so that some of the awesomeness is to be tranfered. People with this last name can almost take no form for alcoholic beaverage before they faint or fall asleep. In addition to this they often have reather poor memory and tend to forget pretty much everything 2 minutes after you tell them. However, in counter to this they are often very good looking.

Random dude: Did you remember it?
***** Zapffe: huh? what?
Random dude: the stuff we talked about?
***** Zapffe: what are you talking about?
Random dude: guess not...

***** Zapffe: OOOOHH! THAT! :D No...
Random dude: *face palm*

Zapffe by grdg24 January 21, 2011

zapfashion 

NoUn: (ZaAp PHASH-UN) 1. MaDd KKKrAzY PHUIN!!! PhAt PhaNtS pH aShIoN!!!!!!!
2. SWIRLY PANTS FoR MaDd KkKrazy Kids!!! AND KITTIE LINES!!!!
3.OMG RaViN g U RoCk

ZAPFASHION MaKES ME WANT TO DIE

zapfashion by Totally madd krazy kidz! November 29, 2004

zäpfli 

A Swiss Tool witch is used for Medical Treatment. See also Suppository, Analplug and Fisting

One Zäpfli and you get rid of your pain in the ass

zäpfli by Getridofjuan March 1, 2018

Zapfish 

A type of fish in the Splatoon series, it is used as power sources. And are stolen by Octarians to power their underground bases. There are 3 types: Zapfish, Mini Zapfish, and Great Zapfish. A plushie Zapfish replaces one if the player has already cleared the level.

no sentence. Zapfish

Zapfish by ajsea1sy March 15, 2025