Zapffe

This last name is rather usuall with stupid blond girls from Norway, seemingly with no social intelligence or skill. Girls with this name is also often good friends with awesome people, most likley so that some of the awesomeness is to be tranfered. People with this last name can almost take no form for alcoholic beaverage before they faint or fall asleep. In addition to this they often have reather poor memory and tend to forget pretty much everything 2 minutes after you tell them. However, in counter to this they are often very good looking.

Random dude: Did you remember it?
***** Zapffe: huh? what?
Random dude: the stuff we talked about?
***** Zapffe: what are you talking about?
Random dude: guess not...

***** Zapffe: OOOOHH! THAT! :D No...
Random dude: *face palm*

by grdg24 January 21, 2011

Zaffer

A male name meaning Victorious. (Of Arabic/Indian descent.)

"Damn it, Zaffer always wins at everything.

Of course he does, Zaffer's name means victorious. By default, he wins at life"

by WiseGuy1 October 20, 2014

zaffer

A small child that dwells in the sewers feeding on shit and bathing in piss.

Dude you look like zaffer.

by jameslbrookens July 28, 2011

Zaffeer

Goated human being. Usually a man with this name is super tall.

Yo wassap where zaffeer at
He at knockout chicken

by Based monke February 19, 2022