Zands

An emotional state when you have just had a viral post on the internet. A feeling of elation and joy followed by a sinking need for another viral hit.

Oh my god, I've just had a Zands. It's incredible.

There is nothing quite as glorious as a Zands but now I'm feeling a touch empty.

Did you just Zands that, bro? Wow!

by AndyAnonis56 August 11, 2021

Zande

Dude that pulls mad bitches he’s always funny and he’s sexy asf and has a big dick

Zande just got done with a shower and his phone had 1k notifications

by Big daddy zande November 03, 2020

zand

meaning fresh

dude those vans are so zand.

by streetsurfer January 15, 2010

Zand

n. from the Hebrew. one who has all metrosexual qualities such as: tight pants, versace t-shirts, and homoerotic bar-room tendencies.

yo last night my boy was acting like a zand; groping that guy at the bar.

by t vance December 14, 2004

Zand

Stinky. Smells like piss, shit or a combination of the two.

Jim:"yo, did you see Chas at the dance last night?"

Bob:"Yeah he was so zand."

Jim:"He stank?"

Bob:"Like shit in a vag..."

by Jerkythekid January 16, 2010