Zamboingy
Zamboingy by FruitSnacks6298 July 20, 2024
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zamboning
Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.
zamboning by Trent Cole January 2, 2008
Zamboning
Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.
John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.
Zamboning by The double eagle May 23, 2013
Zamboning
When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.
-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."
Zamboning by jolomonomo1 March 12, 2014
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