zamboning 

Traditional done while sex on the ice moving from one side to other. Although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.

I took my girlfriend zamboning last night and now I have freezer burn on my ass.

zamboning by Trent Cole January 2, 2008

Zamboning 

Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.

John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.

Zamboning by The double eagle May 23, 2013

Zamboning 

When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.

-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."

Zamboning by jolomonomo1 March 12, 2014

Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up

I feel so Zambonied.....

Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009

Hamboning 

Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.

Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...

Hamboning by ayyywasupdoe January 28, 2020

Hamboning 

A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.

You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.

Hamboning by Apache99 March 1, 2018

Hamboning 

A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers

Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"

Hamboning by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010