zaland 

Zaland is a handsome man who usually has alot of facial hair. he's a man you can trust, and the best person you can hang out with. a zaland is usually the best wingman

Oh look at that Zaland.

zaland by Nadra Nasir November 21, 2021

Zaland 

Life of the party!!! Zaland's speaking skills will forever be unmatched, he can convince anyone of anything.

Someone who you can go to when you need advice, assistance, or just a good laugh.

As you spend time with Zaland, you will pick up on his kind actions for those around him. Always trying to make sure no one feels sad, left out or annoyed.

Although Zaland can be out-going and loud at times, he knows when to sit quiet and listen. If you have any questions, go to Zaland, he'll give you one, although his answer may be quite lengthy.. I'm talking hours...

"Will zaland be at the party? No? okay im not going!"

Zaland by fofoboy February 15, 2022

New Zealand 

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.

Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.

New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019

New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.

Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.

New Zealand nut sack by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.

Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari

new zealand safari by BChewalski March 8, 2010

new zealand breakfast 

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

new zealand breakfast by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013