Zaander

vb. To correct someone's grammar, especially in an instance where incorrect grammar is intentionally used.

Don't zaander me fool, when I say "is you gonna play basketball," I mean, "is you gonna play basketball," not "are you going to play basketball."

by Mickey's Retaliation April 6, 2007

zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.

Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!

by Mechanicore tank of doom! September 16, 2019

Zander

The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)

Loves doggos and is very Zander

by killmewithbleachpleaseiwanttod November 23, 2016

Zander

To protect

Warrior man

I named my Dog zander cause he protects me

by the nugget lord September 8, 2018

Zander

The lord of all meatballs, God of earth, Also known as the almighty Pizza Commander

"i wish i was as cool as Zander"

by MyNameIsZanderBITCH June 15, 2018

Zander

Zander’s yeet random things across the room. That is why you stay away from them.

Person 1: did you see that Zander yeet that bottle across the room?
Person1: no I was in the toilet.

by YayALlama August 7, 2019

Zander

Zander is a guy who will truly listen to you and care about you no matter what, he is the funniest and most charming guy ever, he will never fail to make you smile laugh and just over all feel good. He loves anyone who will actually care for him, he doesn't like fake bitches and will never talk to liars. Overall zander is a great freind and a even better boyfriend. I suggest you get your self a zander he also has a huge cock.

V- oml that guy is so nice to me, I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend
A- What! That's Zander, but I think he stays single to keep him self open
V- well I'm gonna try to fix that.

by Cupcake girl 184 May 6, 2017