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yonisise 

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.
yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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Yvoni • yoni • Yvonne • yonies • yonic • Yvon • yeonie_jun • Yoonis • yonice • yonie
Yvonne is the most beautiful girl in the world. She's perfect .Yvonne has the most beautiful voice and eyes . Yvonne has an amazing personality with a big heart.Yvonne is a one of a kind. A positive loving young lady that will change your life. Yvonne has the cutest laugh so cute that will make people days better. Yvonne has a great sense of humor. Yvonne loves hugs , she's a cute softie! Yvonne will make you laugh and smile when your not feeling it .Yvonne is such an amazing person with a big heart. She's a pretty girl with a loving heart.
Yvonne,is the most adorable girl with a caring heart.
Yvonne by ilovu November 30, 2018
She is the best girl you will ever meet, and she knows how to make you blush beyond mortal comprehension, she can also be found in a state of hug, and cuddle depravation.
Yvonne is the best!
Yvonne by Sevonne July 30, 2018
Caring, cute, nice.
Yvonne has an amazing personality, smile, voice, everything. She is basically human perfection. She makes your day better and is a blast to be around.
I love Yvonne so much
Yvonne by reilly’s August 17, 2018
Damn, this girl is hot, intelligent, fierce and overall amazing. she's a great friend so shouldn't be messed around. Her existence makes your day so much better and life is more exciting with this girl.
person 1: I'm so bored

Person 2: OMD go get yourself an Yvonne, she makes life so exciting
Yvonne by ravensnow December 10, 2016
A gorgeous but savage girl. Eventhough yvone has a lot of crush, but only one of them is yvone's real crush. Yvone only stay loyal to certain person. Yvone don't have time for her haters because she is busy with people tht loves her. NEVER MESS WITH YVONE.
Girl A: Oh thats Yvone isn'it? I'm gonna mess with her because my crush likes her.

Girl H:You better not mess with Yvone, or you gonna get in trouble.

savage gorgeous clever yvone
yvone by NutellaNubello April 23, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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