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Henny Youngman problem 

A problem that is best solved by avoiding the problematic situation. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that."
I inflated my mountain bike tires to 110 psi, and they exploded right off the rims.

So don't do that. That's a Henny Youngman problem.
Henny Youngman problem by dumbled0re September 25, 2008

Henny Youngman solution 

Telling someone that the solution to a problem is to simply not do anything that exposes the flaw that causes the problem. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that." Usually, but not always, associated with computers.
"The program crashes when I try to print!"
"Don't try to print."
"Do you have a real solution or just a Henny Youngman solution?"

Youngman 

A paragon of social commentary. One who must think of everything. Looks fabulous in blue.
A: Someone should put together a dog's love of used maxi-pads and dog treats and brand it MaxiSnax®.

B: You are a true Youngman...you really do think of everything.
Youngman by holby2 August 23, 2011

Brayden Youngman 

A charming young lad. The Child of Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps (If Judy Hopps had orange fur or Nick's fur coloured Genes). The smartest out of the few but not the brightest when he drinks other's puke. (bad rhyme).
"I love Brayden Youngman, I wanna marry his pubes"
Brayden Youngman by DB409 May 12, 2022

youngman 

A term used by gay males meaning an object of desire. Used in the book "City of Night" by John Rechy. Also in the song YMCA by the Village People.
'Youngman, there's a place you can go...to the Y-M-C-A!'
youngman by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008
A name of a person who struggles to live for God. Also a HUGE Foo Fighters Fan. If you love FF, he will be your best friend.
dude! you like the foo fighters?!? you're such a yongman!
yongman by yongman May 17, 2006
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