Your + Porno "Yourno" When your fucking and filming it at the same time. You must be holding the camera while having intercourse, either in the vagina or ass.
Wanna check out my yourno? I shot it last night when I was nailing yo momma, bitch.
Yurny a smart and attractive guy who isn't scared to beat ass. He is annoying but he can sure make your day. He is the typical guy who isn't scared to speak his mind.
The scrabble cheaters version of "yours". Say you don't have the proper letters to spell "yours" but you happen to have an "n" and that triple wordsquare is just begging to be won. You take this opportunity to throw caution into the wind and make up a word. Congratulations. Cheater.
"I'm going to beat you at yourn own game by making up a word in scrabble. lol."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!