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Rephrase yourself 

When someone is talking shit and needs a reality check.
Mark was spewing garbage about shit he knew nothing about . Dude you need to Rephrase Yourself.
Rephrase yourself by will bitten August 18, 2017

Step outside yourself 

Phrase encouraging a listener to set aside their opinion on a particular subject and attempt to look at that same situation through the eyes of another in an attempt to understand that person's perspective and/or opinion.
After listening to Betsy's bullshit take on how horrible IV drug users are Kevin replied back, "Whatever, bitch, if you could hit yourself on your own you'd be just like them. How about you step outside yourself before you go talking shit about people who are just doing something that you wish you could do, you fucking hater".

YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW 

Famous word said by LTG, while in the background Chloë Hanslip plays Bazzini - La Ronde des Lutins, Op. 25 is being played
ltg: Your life is nothing, you serve zero pupose. you should kill yourself NOW!
Person 1: OK

Go Minecraft yourself 

When Twitter decided that being a bully was too mean for their site, users began to follow up any insult with "....in Minecraft" to avoid a ban. To "Go Minecraft Yourself" is the shortened version of "Go kill yourself.... in Minecraft."
Jones: Hey everyone I had an affair.
Dom: Dude you're a dick. You should just go Minecraft yourself
Zach: Bro go fall off a 24-block high cliff
Mike: ! I hope you get Syphilis.... in Minecraft.

check yourself before you shrek yourself 

Stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter Shreks swamp.
Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate.
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself

catch yourself on 

An Irish phrase. Another way to tell someone to “wise up”.
To stop being so ridiculous and to come back down to Earth. Can also be said in an affectionate way, for example, when someone is being hilarious and ridiculous and you don’t agree with what they’re saying; Irish people’s tones will tell you the difference.
“I’m too sick to go to school...”
“Are you dying? No! Didn’t think so, catch yourself on and get out the front door.”

“It’s raining mammy and that means Jesus is crying.”
“Hahahahahaha catch yourself on ya eejit, it’s raining because it’s raining!”
catch yourself on by noholdenback February 8, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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