Your wallet
Your wallet by Tired kirby boi November 30, 2019
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Old like the condom in your wallet
Old like the condom in your wallet by Guy st April 26, 2006
Spanking your wallet
A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.
"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."
"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."
"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."
Spanking your wallet by hhans November 2, 2011
Drop your wallet
To 'drop your wallet' is for a male to come or orgasm. Usually used when referring to almost coming or prematurely ejaculating.
“The new lingerie my wife bought is so hot I dropped my wallet in seconds.”
“Michelle was so horny looking in that bikini that I almost dropped my wallet right there on the beach.”
“Michelle was so horny looking in that bikini that I almost dropped my wallet right there on the beach.”
Drop your wallet by camjoo May 24, 2005
finish your wallet
When you either have such a good night that you have no money left, or when you're so drunk you're babbling nonsense.
finish your wallet by YoloSwaggins6969 November 30, 2014
Flex Your Wallet
Flex Your Wallet by funnyguy415 July 13, 2018
go get your wallet
A really undesirable phrase to hear if sitting in camillas bedroom - go get your wallet is a constantly used phrase as that is where men normally keep their raincoats for thier little soldiers
go get your wallet by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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