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Old like the condom in your wallet 

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.
A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

Spanking your wallet

A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.
"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."

"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."
Spanking your wallet by hhans November 2, 2011

Drop your wallet 

To 'drop your wallet' is for a male to come or orgasm. Usually used when referring to almost coming or prematurely ejaculating.
“The new lingerie my wife bought is so hot I dropped my wallet in seconds.”

“Michelle was so horny looking in that bikini that I almost dropped my wallet right there on the beach.”
Drop your wallet by camjoo May 24, 2005

finish your wallet 

When you either have such a good night that you have no money left, or when you're so drunk you're babbling nonsense.
"Hey Gay Chris, did you finish your wallet last night?" ( Of course not, it's Gay Chris)

Flex Your Wallet

A way to show off the contents of your wallet; more relates to how much paper cash one has inside.
Time to Flex Your Wallet to pay the dessert bill.
Flex Your Wallet by funnyguy415 July 13, 2018

go get your wallet 

A really undesirable phrase to hear if sitting in camillas bedroom - go get your wallet is a constantly used phrase as that is where men normally keep their raincoats for thier little soldiers
"go get your wallet" = sex on the horizon = if your not involved get the FUCK out of dodge
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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