Your Llama

an amusing substute for your mom

X: You're fat
Y: Your mom is fat
X: Your llama is fat
Y: Damn...I can't compete with that.
Z: BURN!!!!

by Anna Kathleen December 24, 2005

Go shave your llama

Go fix your problems/ fuck off

Go shave your llama dude, you're seriously causing problems around here

by Thellamaqueen September 30, 2015

I got your llama

a phrase usually used when calling someone at work (and on other traceble phone lines) to let them know that you are waiting in the parking lot to kill their ass.

Listen crackho, give me back my twenty dollars cause i got your llama.

by Cinna January 05, 2005