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your daughter/son/kids are adorable

What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.
As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"

your daughter a thotter 

Worse than "Your mom gay", "Your dad lesbian", "Your granny tranny" and "Your grandpap a trap" combine. This is the verbal embodiment of a flashback and will scar whoever you tell this to will probably seize and never speak to you again
Fred: Your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap.
Charles: I had to do it to 'em... your daughter a thotter.
Fred went his way home, seizing frequently as he swam through he river of tears.

Marry your daughter type of guy 

A marry your daughter type of guy is a good, supportive person that you’d want your daughter to date. He is respectful to others, is helpful, and makes sure to always do the right thing. He truly cares about others and is loyal.
“He’s so supportive of our daughter.”
“Yeah, he’s a marry your daughter type of guy!”

Marry your daughter type of guy 

A high, odd praise from a father (or man) to call another man a marry your daughter type of guy. A marry your daughter type of guy takes life’s ups and downs in stride, without being negative. He treats women with class and respect, gets to know their families, and is loyal. At the end of the day, he is someone you can trust with your daughter through thick and thin to treat her right and raise a family.
"He's a marry your daughter type of guy."

--Brandon Beane on Mitch Trubisky

slaughter your daughter 

When you are about to DESRTOY someones pu55y.
*Knocks on door*
*Door opens*
"Hello kind sir, I am here to slaughter your daughter"

Marry your daughter type of guy 

A marry your daughter type of guy is the type of guy who handles situations well. He treats women with respect, doesn’t belittle them, and never loses his “cool” with them. Even in the toughest of situations, he keeps things together, never stepping out of line, always showing the upmost respect to your daughter, and leaving things on a good note.
“He’s such a marry your daughter type of guy. Even when they have a disagreement, he never yells or loses his temper.”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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