Your child 

You are not doing it for your child.

Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."

Your child by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

Your Child's Asscrack by Yopmail User November 6, 2022

National Give your child six dollars day

National give your child six dollars day is on January 20th and is based off of a true story of a child who needed six dollars and their parents gave them that 6 dollars and they invented gravity.

I love National Give your child six dollars day!

National Give your child six dollars day by RealPerson... January 20, 2021

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day 

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is when you Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day. Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is on the 7th of October

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day by notmeokk October 7, 2020

National treat your child day 

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

National treat your child day by Matildalover June 14, 2022

National send your child money day

A special national holiday celebrated to encourage parents and guardians to send their children money just because they deserve it! Whether it’s $5, $20, or $100, it’s a day for parents to show their love and appreciation by treating their children to a little extra spending money ( money can be given or sent!)

Child : parent figure can i have money?

Parent: why..?

Child: it's national send your child money day!

Parent: oh then of course!!

National send your child money day by Heartttsdhfcch October 14, 2026

All your ancestors child molestors 

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.

(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)

All your ancestors child molestors by 7CrunchyNuggets May 22, 2018