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You suck at life. 

The ultimate come back.
Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.
You suck at life. by Gummby November 14, 2004
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you suck at life 

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong
BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life
you suck at life by Nicole February 15, 2004

You Suck At Life 

A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.
"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.

"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.
You Suck At Life by truth November 21, 2003

god you suck at life

you fucking suck at life 

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.
"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"
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