You Raise Me Up 

The greatest song ever written by mankind. Originally written by Secret Garden's Rolf Løvland and lyrics by Brendan Graham. The song has been covered more than 125 times, most notably by Josh Groban

A: You Raise Me Up is undoubtedly the greatest song heard on the planet.
B: No sh*t...

You Raise Me Up by KYJC January 12, 2008

You raise me up

You raise me down

You throw me all around

/

Let me be raise the roof

Let me raise you high

So very high we reach together

/

You raised me up

Up and down and all around

/

You fuck me up

You fuck me down

Fuck me left and right and all around

/

Let me be your doll

And I think about it all the time

How you raise me up

How you raise me down

How you fuck my shit up

And fuck my shit down

/

Raise me up

Raise it up high

Long gusts go up and up

Before it bear down and down

It drags you all around

/

I think about all the time

When you raise me up

You do raise me down

I am your doll

Which you’re going to fuck all the time

/

So lower the floor

Lower it down high

Never see the bottom so deep

Black and black so deep

Slam right into the concrete

/

You raised me up

So very high I can touch the sky

The moon and stars are mine

Don’t drag me down

So very deep

No further pleeeease

I beg of you

Let some daylight peep

/

Dragged down deep into the ground

Dragged up and down and all around

I beg of you

No further pleeeease

So very deep

/

I’ve been raised up and up

I’ve been dragged down and down

So tired, so useless, so out of control

All while being raised up

And while being raised down

So very high and deep

I’ve fucked the universe

Now let me sleep

/

You raise me up

You drag me down

Raise me no more

Drag me never again

/

Fuck it up really really high

Fuck it down really really low

Fuck my life; shit is going on

Fuck riding a horse all up in the air

Fuck me all around the earth

Fuck me here; fuck me there; just not right now

/

Raise your hands up

Raise your feet down

We gonna break this box right here right now

No more will it throw me all around

I’m not a doll, not a toy, not a thing

Can’t accede any longer

/

I raised me up

I raised me down

I am in control; so much control

I fucked myself

I fucked all around

And shit I did

With my life and all I loved

I suck no more; this ends right here

/

You raised me up

You raised me down

You threw me all around

And I thought about it all the time

Thank you for raising me up

Thank you for lowering me down low

You let the light peep in

And saw the way I did

/

Thank lowering me down

Thank lowering me up

Down deep into that bottomless pit

Down and down the thanks is so deep

Fuck me I can’t see it’s end

For shit I did and fuck so bad, my heart sank so far

/

My heart rose up

My heart rose down

You let the bird free

Unchained and free to roam and fly

Thinking about it all the time

You raise me up!

You raise me up by Bad C dev January 18, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004