You Need Jesus
Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.
You Need Jesus by Whistledink April 7, 2010
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You Need Jesus
When someone in your squad is cutting the fool, or says something perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.
You Need Jesus by theradicalthinker August 26, 2016
you need jesus
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you need jesus by sanxity July 2, 2019
You need Jesus!
Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return
You need Jesus! by realniQQa143 May 27, 2016
You need Jesus!
Charlotte: haiuhlssisghj
Shirley: wth?
Charlotte: suygkhjdipdugvciuyhifgvcgiufgh
Shirley: Charlotte, I-
Charlotte: SIYXLKUHIUHKGUODHGJVIUHDB DHODHJVHUODHJVHDUHVDHU
Shirley and Alpen: YOU NEED JESUS!
Charlotte: wha?
Shirley: *SLAPS THE FUCKING BIBLE AGAINST CHARLOTTE'S FACE*
Shirley: wth?
Charlotte: suygkhjdipdugvciuyhifgvcgiufgh
Shirley: Charlotte, I-
Charlotte: SIYXLKUHIUHKGUODHGJVIUHDB DHODHJVHUODHJVHDUHVDHU
Shirley and Alpen: YOU NEED JESUS!
Charlotte: wha?
Shirley: *SLAPS THE FUCKING BIBLE AGAINST CHARLOTTE'S FACE*
You need Jesus! by *cough* hello July 3, 2019
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You need to talk to Jesus by talk2me-JCH2 October 9, 2023
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