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You Need Jesus
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When someone in your squad is
cutting
the
fool
, or says
something
perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.
"Lord, that punannie was so
tight
, I
thought
she was underage!"
"You know you need
Jesus
, right?"
You Need Jesus
by
theradicalthinker
August 26, 2016
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