you need

A low key way for asking some one if tgey need drugs wothout asking directly.

Dealer: you need?
Buyer: ye bro what you got

Dealer: what you need

by Trifeknife December 6, 2016

You Need Jesus

Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.

Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.

by Whistledink April 7, 2010

You need to talk to Jesus

You full of shit; you can tell that dung pudding story to someone else!

You need to talk to Jesus! He might forgive you, but I don't!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 9, 2023

you need a cactus up your ass

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

by Cactus:) February 11, 2015

You need some milk

Your response When someone gets recked,embarrassed or even acting crazy.

*Person falls on face*
Response:YOU NEED SOME MILK!

by Best.nothing August 21, 2016

you need some milk

when a person whines too damn much like a baby

Why you keep gettin upset, you need some milk

by Mojo Jojo Sugapimp April 16, 2016

You need Jesus!

Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return

Bethany: I have a foot fetish
Mike: You need Jesus!
Bethany: OMG I know

by realniQQa143 May 27, 2016