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You Do Know

(Alternate: You Do Realize)

An online phrase that roughly means "I'm a condescending prick."

Used on message boards by self-important dipshits to preface an argument that berates the intelligence of their opponent.

Any sentence that begins with "You do know" or "You do realize" is implied to end with an implicit "...you fucking idiot."
"You do know that Democrats are all just fascist tax-collectors fighting a war on faith, right?"

"You do realize that Republicans are money-grubbing, Bible thumping rednecks and soccer moms, right?"
You Do Know by Mark Werguild May 5, 2012
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you do not know the way 

you do not know the way, you think you know the way, but only me, and my bruddas know the way.
my brudda, you do not know the way.

.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.

.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.
.9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? 

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.
…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

do you know annyeonghaseyo 

When BTS' Jin couldn't speak English to a foreigner.

Do you know da wae

Possibly the January 2018 Meme of the Month, "Do you know da wae" has taken the world by storm. Many brave, Ugandan Warriors formed by a group of Knuckles, which is a Sonic character, follow around people on VRChat, asking if they know the way. They find queens to follow, and if they find a false queen, they make spit sounds. If they find a real queen, they click their tongues to show that they are the queen's followers. This random craze is funny because of how random it is, and many people do not seem to laugh at this, usually people who are not true meme artists.
Example 1
Warrior 1: Do you know da wae?
Anime girl: what?
Warrior 2: SHE DOES NOT KNOW DA WAE SPIT ON HER SPIT MY BROTHAS
Warrior 3: Give no mercy, for this false queen is a poser

Example 2
Warrior 1: Do you know da wae?
Anime girl: Um
Warriors: She is QUEEN*CLICKING SOUND*

do you know de wae 

The best way to kick off 2018 is by creating a meme based off sonic!!

This meme takes place the game “VRChat” which is a free game on steam. In this game you go around making friends with the many other players. You can also change your character into practically anything from anime girls to Scooby Dooby Doo himself.

This meme is of a sonic character named Knuckles. Basically you are from Uganda and warship the devil. You are: The Ugandan Warriors

If you get lucky and find your queen you must click your tongue to show your thankfulness. If you find a poser queen you must make a spitting noise, this due to the fact no one likes attention seekers. You can also jump on fellow players to suck out their blood for the devil. At all times you must imbue yourself with a African accent.

Your goal: spread de wae to the other users and to find your queen.

Or you can just be annoying as possible and make every player hate you.

-AJ L.
Knuckles: do you know de wae?
Anime girl: what?
Knuckles: She does not know de wae, spit on her bruddas!
do you know de wae by YaBoiSkinnyP January 8, 2018
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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