The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.
Basically the greatest city in the world.
"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"
Russia's greatest love machine.
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.
Exhaustion brought on by excessive masturbation.
"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"
A woman who dates or marries a man just to get her grubby little hands on his money.
Gold Digger: "Hello Mr McCartney, my name's Heather Mills."
The most northern suburb of Sheffield and home to the Arctic Monkeys and me.
Most notable landmarks are the fosters flats.
"It's High Green mate, via Hillsborough please"
"Angram Bank junior & infants school were quality!"
Political Correctness - The ideal that forces people, through peer-pressure, to use certain words or act in a certain way as to not cause offence to anyone.
Taking the idea of equality to the extreme.
Often championed by the BBC, who not only use politically correct terms, but often use the "token black man/token female" in many programmes and features.
A tool frequently used by New Labour.
The eradicator of free-speech.
The root of everything that is wrong with society today.
A shot-arse is not "physically challenged", he/she is a short arse.
A dumbass is not "mentally challenged", he/she is a dumbass.
A binman is not a "refuse collector", he/she is a binman.
A postman is not a "letter carrier", he/she is a postman.
The loser in a boxing match did not "finish second place", he/she lost!
Political Correctness is a plague on modern society.
A term used to emphasise or say something, followed by a short pause or spoken comma. Often used in conjuction with the term "Whatever
(Each part of the sentence must be spoken as a question).
Originated from those fuckwit teenagers in america.
"So Corey and I went to the movies, and he was so like all over me, and I was so like get off me, and he was so like stop being so frigid, and i was so like whatever, and so I so like got up and left"