Yopsed

Jerking off and projectile cumming on an ice cream cone and then decorating it with toppings and eating it. Also a slang for getting the best of someone.

"Dude, I was so hungry last night and there was no real food so I yopsed lol"

"I did that last night, it was sooooooooo tasty"

"He totally just yopsed you, couldn't be me"

Yopsed by nogpuussy230205u38 April 25, 2024

Yopped

someone that is really ugly. (chopped but worse)

have you seen Cian's new haircut?? he's so yopped.

Yopped by katlili May 4, 2022

Yossed 

To throw something unannounced or throw yourself into something, can also be used to describe making food

“Oh my god! Julia just yossed herself off the dock”
“I yossed myself some food today, it was amazing”
“Did you see the way she just yossed that chicken?!”

Yossed by Julia Dickinson August 10, 2020

yossed 

To be belligerently drunk off your ass

Jack: damn did u see pat?
Kevin: nah what happened
Jack: kids yossed he was eating pizza off a comb

yossed by snorat July 30, 2016

Yosed

To be completely and utterly destroyed/defeated .

Ohhhhh! He just got YOSED!

Yosed by Accelolita July 15, 2011

yoped 

High in an awkward fashion.

John is lookin pretty yoped.

yoped by Jimmer_time April 11, 2014

yossed 

Tossed/ Thrown

You’re gonna get yossed at the game tomorrow.

yossed by Bluecornchips202 June 10, 2018